Chrissy Teigen cherishes unscripted television — and she just reproduced a TLC show.

The 33-year-old supermodel went through her day ridiculing Four Weddings, the show where four ladies contend with each other, casting a ballot on the best wedding to win a free vacation.

Teigen went hard and fast, presenting herself — 33 years of age, her "spending limit" was $20,000, and the topic was "Natural Italian" — and even made a DIY wedding dress out of a towel stunned with sparkly nail clean.

"In case you're one of the 6 other individuals who watch four weddings you are going to cherish my Instagram story," Teigen prodded to fans from Twitter on Friday.

"I've chosen to DIY my own wedding dress," Teigen said in a video on her Instagram story. "Since in addition to the fact that it personalizes the wedding, yet additionally it's excessively elusive, similar to, towel wedding dresses so I'm ensuring that I jazz it up." She said she enrolled her cousin to help.

Regardless of certain mishaps — like a phony downpour that could undermine the day — Teigen was certain she'd score the free excursion (which she clowned she'd pitch to get some new boobs).

"Each and everything about my wedding was immaculate. Like, I know I'm going to win. It was lovely, I'm so cheerful. It was fantastic. I know I'm going to win, I simply know it," she said after the satirize service.

Teigen enrolled some other ladies to act like the other three ladies, and by the day's end, made a stank face when it wasn't her better half to leave the limo and crown her the victor.